what happens happens. if it’s not what i want, it’s aiiiight. i can’t keep fretting over what i want. if what goes on, isn’t what i thought or isn’t what i wanted to happen, there’s no use in complaining about it.
The owner of the titanic said : " not even God can sink this ship ' and we already know what happened . Marilyn Monroe said : " i do not need Jesus ' three days later she was found dead . A mother told her daughter : " may God accompany you ' Ironically she replied: " in the trunk because he does not fit here " On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact . . If you are not ashamed of Jesus . . . reblog
First I traveled over to Hogwarts to watch an exciting game of Quidditch. Unfortunately Lord Voldemort was there and had a case of the sniffles so he kept sneezing! Which is quite odd considering he doesn’t have a nose.
Then I headed over to Wonderland to have tea with the mad hatter. Once I arrived I realized that the Mad Hatter wasn’t in today but instead Captain Jack Sparrow greeted me. He had plans to find the lost treasure of Calypso but I had other plans.
I needed to go visit my friends Woody and Buzz. They needed help finding Nemo because he got lost again. Luckily, we were able to attach balloons to the house and found Nemo chilling around with Wall-E.
Finally I danced the night away with Memes such troll face and cereal guy. Everyone had a swell time except for Forever Alone. He just sat in the corner. Fuckyeah guy got laid though and now derpette is raging. Can you say baby, baby, baby, ohhhh?